The man was Mike Ditka. The fart — and we’re assuming it was indeed a fart, because “malfunctioning chair” is less fun — was sizeable.
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That video is not doctored. Applying the three-source rule of traditional journalism …
Enhance. This is this the face of our suspect.
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This is our victim.
And this is the lead witness. Also a possible co-conspirator.
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Let the investigation begin.
